#yomama so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
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#yomama so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
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#yomama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
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#yomama so fat when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
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#yomama so fat when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock
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#yomama so fat when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
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#yomama so fat at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies "yes Please"
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#yomama so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
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#yomama so fat when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
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#yomama so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
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