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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money. #worstpickuplines post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. #worstpickuplines post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? #worstpickuplines post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? #worstpickuplines post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. #worstpickuplines post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. #worstpickuplines post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way. #worstpickuplines post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. #worstpickuplines post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. #worstpickuplines post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. #worstpickuplines post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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