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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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Out of my mind - back in five minutes. post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please? post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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Wondergirls: I want nobody, nobody but you Wonderboys: I want your body, your body not you post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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As I said before, I never repeat myself. post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way. #worstpickuplines post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face. post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to? #worstpickuplines post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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#yomama so fat people use her dandruff as quilts. post to twitter post to facebook post to MySpace
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