Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Out of my mind - back in five minutes.
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Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please?
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Wondergirls: I want nobody, nobody but you Wonderboys: I want your body, your body not you
by acHuchEe

As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way. #worstpickuplines
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I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face.
by danielafariaf

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to? #worstpickuplines
by 140lol

#yomama so fat people use her dandruff as quilts.
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