Why do you press harder on the buttons when the battery in the remote control is dead? by 140lol
Without ME, it's just AWESO. by 140lol
God must love stupid people. He made SO many. by 140lol
A day without sunshine is like night. by 140lol
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. by 140lol
#yomama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. by 140lol
Take everything in moderation. Including moderation. by 140lol
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. by 140lol
Wondergirls: I want nobody, nobody but you Wonderboys: I want your body, your body not you by acHuchEe
I got some new underwear yesterday. Well, it was new to me. by 140lol